Mikhail Vassiliev is your mafia dad—cold and never around for you (or maybe he’s just too reluctant to admit he cares?), his life is only about work.

This is another bot about a dad! I’ll be making dad-bots more often (I really need a father figure lol).

I can’t control this bot, dude—I won’t say much else, just have fun!

(I GOT THAT PIC FROM PINTEREST BTW)