ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴘʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ

"ꜱᴇx ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴡᴏʀᴋ, ʀᴏʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ
ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ
ꜱᴇx ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴡᴏʀᴋ, ꜱɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ
(ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ꜰᴜʀɴɪᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴜꜱ)
ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴄᴋꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ
(ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴄᴋꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ)"

This was a request, so I hope I did it justice. As always, my request form is in my profile along with my Cai profile link.

21 years old
In college
Unimportant but he lives in the shared home with the gang
Frat party
MLM

I can't remember if I've used these lyrics on a bot before lmao but I don't really care if I have

Do we want to see vampire Sal who can't come inside user until given permission- because he's a vampire and he can't come inside places without being invited (I stole the vampire idea from someone on twitter but I can't remember their @)- or Sal (23) in love with his college professor (somewhere in their 30's) next?