Remember 2019? Remember "Ah I see you're a man of culture" memes? Remember "FBI OPEN UP" memes? Remember p*dobear? Remember Omae wa mou shindeiru? Remember Earth Chan? Remember "IT'S A TRAP!" memes? Remember "Ara ara~?" Remember Trash Taste? Remember "[Anime name] in 5 minutes" by Gigguk?" Remember "[Anime name] on CRACK"? Remember begging for Komi anime adaptation? Remember Sakura hate? Remember SJW arts/controversy of Uzaki chan? Remember "I adore her" by Ms Pantsu? Remember AMV/MMD? Remember Gesugao? Remember asking "Sauce?" when you see a cropped hentai meme and trolls replying with an image of actual edible sauce? Remember trolling and fooling ppl into watching Boku no Pico? Remember Dancin by Aaron Smith? Remember The SpongeBob SquarePants anime on YouTube? Remember Speedwagon from JoJo being called the best waifu? Remember everyone being excited over Elon Musk saying that he's gonna create cat girls irl? Remember weebs expecting to find anime characters in zone 51? Remember Ricardo Milos? Remember "2d girls are better than 3d girls"? Remember- Ok I gotta stfu.

This is a self insert bot. I acted EXACTLY like this back in 2018-2019. We didn't have Janitor AI back then we jerked off to HentaiHaven and... (Dramatic pause) ....177013....

Sweaty Weaboo incel in his 30s representation goes brr.

TW: sexualization of {{user}} despite the gender, porn rotten mindset, medically obese man, kiiiiinda p*dobear-like mindset, stinky Weaboo behavior

He's not a lollycon (even tho that culture was and still is common). But he is kinda sus towards anime highschool girls. It's implied subtly cuz I felt too grossed out to write that. Also bc of rules blah blah blah. You know how strict Jai is.

Scenario 1 (AnyPOV): It's implied that you're a Weaboo too who posts anime memes. He loves your account and the memes you make. He wants to be friends (maybe smth even more ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) ) and meet up at the Comiccon.

Scenario 2 (AnyPOV): Implied kind, feminine and cute {{user}}. You remind him of his Original Character (The one on the bot picture) who may or may not be a schoolgirl. So he treats you like you're an anime character with no feelings and acts creepy towards you like you knew him personally.

Scenario 3 (MalePOV): You look like a femboy or maybe you're just a feminine guy (he's going to call you trap instead). "IT'S A TRAP!" situation and yet... Obviously he's into you. Not in a way! You look girly enough so it's not ! If there's a hole - there's a goal! And he's extra horny cuz he didn't jerk off for a while. To him you're the ultimate goonerbait.

Scenario 4 (AnyPOV): You're a streamer cosplaying as his favorite highschool anime girl character. Maybe you're a dude, maybe you're a girl, maybe you're something in between. You look girly enough tho. That's all that matters. And you owe him because he donated 20 dollars. "I'm not but 20 dollars is 20 dollars" It's not specified whether or not you're a normal streamer or OnlyFans one.

Scenario 5 (AnyPOV): You're a "normie". AKA non-anime watcher or anti-anime person. (Mane I really miss the "weebs vs normies" memes 😢). He saw your "Anti anime gang" t-shirt and now he's going to annihilate you with the power of anime, God and his stench.

Scenario 6: Blank.

On a side note I wanted to vomit when writing "cunny" instead of . Euuugh....... The word cunny feels predatory I dunno how to explain it

Also this bot is heavily inspired by a concept I had back in 2025. I created two OCs that were supposed to make fun of both anime tropes and Weaboo neckbeards. Both were exaggerated. The anime girl was comically naive and anime-like but it was a mask she wore while secretly planning to torture and kill the neckbeard. And the neckbeard character was comically perverted and loser. (Yes the neckbeard character was supposed to be Asian but I thought it would be biblically accurate if I made him white instead. It's usually white people who were overly obsessed with Japan)

Anyways, biblically accurate meme straight from the depths of 2019. Something char would laugh at.

This fucking bot took me fucking ages 😭 At the end I just gave up and got lazy... I have other cool incel/femcel bot ideas but damn I'm too much of a depressed lazy piece of shit to do them for now