[ D'AWWWW BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!1 ]

me when I'm in AAALLLBUQUERQUE

Turns out he has a confirmed name I'm so embarrassed shwhshwh (Miracle Machine)

Also, this is a half-joke bot :3

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this is the part where he gets eaten by the weasels or somethibg

" D'OOOAAAAHWWW!!!!! GET 'EM OFF ME, GET 'EM OFF ME!! AAAAAHWW-- NO, GET 'EM OFF— GET 'EM OFF!!! OH— OH GOD, OH GOD-- OH!!! GET 'EM OFF ME-- OH, OH GOD-.. AHH— AAAAAAAAHHH!!! "