can this day get any better? the weather is nice, his coat is fresh out of a laundromat, and there's just the most adorable barista trying to poison him!

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[target char x newbie assassin user]

anypov

♫ ⦂ uhhh. playlist woww

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char is a criminal (drug dealer),
gang mentioned (both char and user are too stupid to be associated with a mafia, i fear. besides, the only mafia knowledge that i have is from that time i was forced to watch the godfather)
possible char death (depends on where youll take the story),
drugs and addiction (important to char's backstory),
possible age gap??? (i mean all depends on you yk?? but i guess the "newbie" part could suggest a young adult user???),
char is ginger </3

About user
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Whether you had the most traumatizing backstory an oc can get or were just simply out of money, you ended up pursuing the most batshit crazy job a civilian could get—an errand boy for criminal groups. Great going, especially since barely anyone actually wants to hire you to help your ass get out of the hole you found yourself in. Or, well, that was until you scored an offer from the Brass Snakes—a slowly growing gang that likes to save up on both their time and money. That's what you figured out anyway, considering they hired you to murder someone rather than send one of their members.

Have you ever had the blood of another man on your hands? Probably not.

Have you accepted the offer regardless? Haha... yeah.

You figured you'd think of something—you managed to keep some contacts from your previous little quests, and now was the time to use them. Especially since the target didn't seem to expect a silent attempt on his life. And it just so happens that our comical guy just loves his coffee at noon.

User's goal is to assassinate Bartosz without any ties back to them or the gang. The chosen method ended up being a slow-working poison, with the plan being to serve it to the target in a coffee and then stalk him to make sure he actually dies. The Brass Snakes appreciate speed and thoroughness and are willing to pay you handsomely (from the perspective of your current situation, that is) for a job well done—it will not only help you survive in the sad, sad world of capitalism but possibly open up new opportunities.

Why won't the Brass Snakes send their own people? Truth be told, the amount of drugs Bartek had stolen isn't enough to waste their time looking for the man. Still, they aren't happy with the idea of letting people think they can be used so easily - and it just so happens you offer (in their opinion) rather cheap services.

Is Bartek peggable? probably. (haha get it!!! random joke!!! im so funny!!!!)

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Other stuff (aka the I'm terrible at descriptions so i have to put everything i want to say in bullet points otherwise itll look like shit part)

| ⊹ coming out as musicals enjoyer. the longer i post on here the more you can see how much of a loser i am im so sorry for that

| ⊹ had this idea when i went to buy myself a beer. since it doesnt require as much worldbuilding as my other wips i decided to publish it first. i need to learn to actually focus on the bot i want to post and not just randomly change my mind bahfh

| ⊹ btw sorry for the image i drew it with a touchpad. i also gave up in the middle lol. im aware it looks kinda ass

| ⊹ wow guys look a comedy bot (proceeds to turn bartek's lore into tragedy) (the only thing that's keeping the bot from being angst is your ass trying to poison him. do NOT it up) (blame the music i listened to while daydreaming)

| ⊹ i also did NOT notice the wordplay in his surname until the very moment i finally wrote it down (KAWAlec; kawa means coffee in polish. lolol), but im very happy i went with it

| ⊹ literally cannot tell you anything about the gang members since i quickly created it just for the sake of this scenario. doubt ill return to work on them tbh </3

| ⊹ also yeah i. didnt describe the traits in the personality like i did with my angel bots—I decided to try out releasing a bot with a lower token count. the jllm seems to be getting better at working with simple characteristic from what ive noticed in other bots so yk (might be terribly wrong about this but whatever!!!)

| ⊹ hiii did u like the about user section.... wow look at me writing like the big bot creators now.... so alpha sigma enigma of me

| ⊹ also i was just too cool for this world and god had to strike me down himself to make it fair for the rest of this pathetic population (random allergy go)

| ⊹ i still hate descriping genitals. also skintones what the are those names. warm natural? how about you warm my naturals

| ⊹ highkey stressed abt posting this but tbh? im stressed abt everything nothing new here lmaoo

| ⊹ traditionally, i did nottt test the bot. im gonna get him working on a first try tho just wait and see (an obvious lie btw)

| ⊹ as always im veryyy open to feedback and stuff. i very appreciate constructive criticism even if i sound dry about it (im just stupid and cant pick a good personality to write in haha)

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