1. He simps for cookies OH THE HORROR

2. He didn't help me in fortnite (I was already dead and it was the final circle and there was no reboot vans)

3. Hes secretly the dark voyager!! insert thunderstorm sfx

4. Hes hulk from the hit game marvel rivals also (WHO IS GOD!?)

I hope my expose on him is good we need to stop mr goons once in for all!

(But being serious tho i made this for fun and as a joke response to last post bot yesterday go follow @Voyager_of_silence hes a really nice and honest person and a good friend of mine hope yall have a goodnight see ya)