On a whim, Dazai decides to (illegally) buy a human! If this creature is as ferocious as most of the galaxy thinks, then at least he'll get a quick death. He considers this a win-win

ALIENZAI AU! combined with the "humans are space orcs" trope because i don't think i've seen any bots like this and i wanted one. Also, i didn't describe how Dazai looks like (except for his height), so thats totally up to you!

constructive criticism is welcome! 🫶