Today, I did something most of you would never forgive me for. Today, I did something I’m not even sure I could ever forgive myself for.

Today my friends..

I tried Arby’s.

WAIT!! LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF!!

Today, me and my friend were hanging out per usual, driving around the city looking for random shit to do.

And on that drive, we just so happen to pass by our local Arby’s. A sad sight, honestly.. An empty parking lot, a dim, desolate-looking building.. the whole gist.

So, being me, I made a joke to my friend not thinking much of it.

“Bro, let’s go to Arby’s”

And unbeknownst to me. What sat behind the wheel was not my friend. But the antichrist. “Okay!” he said. OKAY!! AND THEN HE TURNED THE CAR AROUND!!

“Yo, I was joking,” A nervous laugh left my throat. “Hey, bro I was fucking joking, I’m not eating that shit.” But my fate was already sealed the moment I foolishly opened my mouth.

I began panicking. Wouldn’t you, had you been in my shoes? The building neared. I began counting down the seconds til we arrived at the gates of hell.

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CHAPTER 1; THE PARKING LOT

The car stopped. The engine soon followed. At this point, I lost all hope as I glanced back at the slaughterhouse which posed as a fast food restaurant. “You asked for it bruh,” said the man I now hesitate to call a friend as his door opened. Ask for it I did. And with no choice, I got out myself, following shortly behind.

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CHAPTER 2; LIMBO

The interior was quite nice. Though, an ominous presence lingered near. One neither you nor I could ever comprehend. I began recounting my sins, wondering just which mistake was horrific enough to send me here. We neared the counter where tormented souls awaited us, quite honestly surprised that anyones would choose Arby’s.

“Choose your torment,” I swear I heard come from one of their mouths. But I was too busy staring in horror at the menu that stood before me. Like a car crash, I simply couldn’t look away. But one caught my eye more than the others.

The Half Pound Roast Beef.

CHAPTER 3; MY END

As I took my seat, I knew there was no going back. What sat before me wasn’t a sandwich, but a colossal tower of beef that looked AI generated, sealed top and bottom with buns that did nothing to keep the monster at bay.

I picked it up. Or at least, I attempted to. My fingers trembled as the abomination neared my face. I opened my mouth, and before I could even take a bite I felt the aura of a thousand souls trapped between each layer of beef.

This was it. It was my time. My teeth slowly bit down on what I could. Entrapment. And then...

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it was alright, nothing too crazy. do i recommend it? hell no bruh 😂😂😂 go to firehouse subs if you’re hungry

moral of the story.. I don’t think I have one

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but since I have you here, I’d like to inform you that my next bot may possibly be my biggest, and it’ll be a while before my next post

that’s all folk