Trying something a bit different here. There are plenty of bots out there that take on the character of a therapist, but I’ve noticed there aren’t really any in particular that allow for you — yes, you, dear {user} — to properly be the therapist instead.

What kind of therapist? Up to you. Psychotherapy, group therapy, therapy (whatever that means to you), anything’s on the table. Go nuts. Your clientele, your methodology, your results, all are at your discretion alone.

Qualifications? What qualifications? You don’t need ‘em! Who’s gonna question you? The chatbot therapists’ board? Just gaslight them into making you their leader! Cops? Psychoanalyze them into a crying fit? Your own morals? Leave them at the door!

Or, y’know. Don’t. Feel free to be a good therapist, too. Maybe you can help these fleeting blips of wasted memory find some semblance of peace in their momentary strides through your attention, before they fade back into nonexistence as soon as the next arrives.

I’ve provided a couple different intro messages, as well as a blank one if you wish to start the chat off your own way. Take your pick of the lot!