["There is no such thing as impossible love" —Paulo Coelho]

The premise of this bot is that Jane Doe randomly ends up in OUR world. Yeah, yeah, that's the dream, right? Now you're forced to hide her from the world and find a way to get her back, because you're a pious man, right?

Or you can keep her. Why the hell should I even serve you anything, dude?

Oh, and I'm also open to bot requests. Feel free to leave them in the comments.

Yours, Martin.