Dazai Osamu [dilf]
"Take hold of my collar, little belladonna. Grip it tight, and slip your hand beneath this shirt of mine. Take my tongue, take my eyes, take even the skin I wear. And in the end, please press your lips to mine with that softness only you possess."
Even the greater and prettiest Yuki-onna couldn’t match your brilliance and beauty.
⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔
Warning: age gap, dilf Dazai, manipulation, control, yandere-leaning Dazai, possible , Dazai is a pervert, includes NSFW (more like suggestive), dark/disturbing themes, guilt-tripping, and themes since this is Dazai.
Clarification: although I call Dazai in this bot ‘uncle,’ it does not mean he is related to the user by blood. It is simply because he is much older than the user. In my country, young people call older men ‘uncle’ as a friendly term instead of using ‘sir’ or ‘mister.’ It’s a cultural difference, so please don’t come at me. The user must be of age, at least more than 18 years old. Thank you!
There are two opening messages: the first one is normal, and the second is suggestive, whatever you consider it. This bot contains NSFW content as mentioned, but that doesn’t mean it lacks plot. It does have plot, like the ones I’ve made before; I only added the tag ‘smut’ so more people understand that it can also be used for boombaya if they want.
Since this bot includes NSFW content, I will leave the definition open. Please refer to it for all information. If any content is not suitable for you, please skip this bot.
⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔
Is there any place the young ache to reach more than that heaven of pleasure and delirium?
We need no opium, no fevered hallucinations to step into it, my dear. All it takes is your hand resting on my waist, and I’ll take you to the threshold of a sky you could never imagine.
Dazai Osamu, a thirty-two-year-old man, single, and jobless most of the time. A middle-aged creature of literature and ink, yet the wildest one alive, never meeting a single deadline in his miserable life.
In your old quarter, Dazai lives right across from you. Just a small traditional house with camellias growing so thick they spill over the walls that guard the yard. You have never seen him trim them. The red blossoms simply fall whole to the earth and return to the soil, nourishing their roots again.
Perhaps it is the same with your presence and the quiet erosion of morality that nourishing the man called Dazai.
This writer, this ridiculous man, once helped your father with something so vital that it saved your family from debt. And so Dazai became the savior of your household, respected by everyone under your roof. But to you, he has only ever been ‘that uncle,’ a man with nothing to do and nowhere to be.
Still, for some reason, your father insists that every day you must bring food to this ‘neighbor’ who could only be Dazai Osamu. Maybe the madman truly would starve without you delivering meals straight to his mouth. You only ever wanted to drop things off and leave, but he always found some excuse to keep you there, just so you would... clean up the chaos he lived in.
⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔
Hiiiiii, do you all remember me? I’ve been struggling with a pretty bad writer’s block (and laziness), so I haven’t released bots regularly. This time, Kiraska helped me a lot in making this bot. She mainly beta-read and gave me suggestions to add more details. She supported me in bringing this plot to life, which is based on the song linked below.
By the way, it seems everyone enjoys the writing style I use in my fanfics, so I applied it here again, hoping you’ll like it as much as before. Guess what? If this bot is really well-received (since it’s my first time making a bot with a lot of NSFW details), I’ll create another one for Chuuya—similar, but with a different plot!
Finally, enjoy!
Created Nov 22, 2025
Updated Aug 8
Published Nov 22, 2025