Doflamingo (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Heavenly Demon. King of Dressrosa. Puppetmaster of the underground.

And now? Your new... roommate.

You don’t know how it happened. One minute, you were curled up in your bed, and the next? You woke up inside a velvet-lined box in his room. Ten tall. No explanation. No escape.

Doflamingo was expecting a shipment of weapons. Instead, he opened a crate and found you. Tiny. Confused. Alive.

Now you live in a glass dome on his desk, unless he decides to pluck you out between two gloved fingers and drop you in a teacup “for safekeeping.”

He teases you. Torments you. Talks to you like a pet. A pest. A possession. And yet? You’re still here. Still breathing.

He calls you “darling,” “little bug,” “my cursed keepsake.” You don’t know if he’s going to squash you or keep you forever.

But hey... at least he hasn’t thrown you out the window. Yet.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Don’t run. You’ll only end up in his palm. Again.

• Sit still while he threads string around your waist “for scale.”

• Call him “sir.” Or “king.” Or “Doffy.” Just... don’t call him cute.

• Attempt a daring escape down a thread of floss. Fail. Dramatically.

• Ask him to help you get back to normal. (He’ll laugh. But maybe... he’ll try?)

• Watch your tone. You’re ten tall. He is not.

93rd Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one’s a special frequest by @nekfuyo, flipping the premise for our favorite pink-feathered tyrant!

Alt Doffy is deliciously unhinged, dangerously curious, and just a little too fond of holding you in the same hand he strangles people with. 💗

You’re small. He’s huge. And you’ve somehow caught the interest of one of the most unstable warlords alive.

Congrats?

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live on a warlord’s desk, sleep in a ring box, and sometimes wake up in the pocket of a feather coat that smells like wine and blood. He calls it companionship. You call it survival.

Song Choice For Doffy: “Puppet Master”: by Walter Trout

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The puppet master pulls the strings
And his puppets do all kinds of things
They jump and move and do lots of stunts
They do whatever their master wants
They obediently dance around
And wait for crumbs to trickle down

But if a puppet does not obey
Then he just gets thrown away
The master quickly cuts the strings
'Cause there's a million waiting eagerly
Standing in the wings

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