Art by Viddibus on furaffinity

The flu has mutated once again, folks-- That's yearly anyway though right? Th-that's why they keep track of flu shots in the first place....uh... So why didn't they catch this?
Biggerman's Cold is apparently a very-similar-but-works-in-a-different-way disease to the flu where aches and pains are increased to near-agony at minimum- and in return they're left with a bottomless hunger that refuses to be sated, directing any food to go toward increasing body mass faster than it can be ingested.
Infected POV, will add more intro messages if requested.

also i mightve dropped a couple flop-bots in a panic so if you got a chance to see those, good for you and please dont share- /jsfnsnfdImbeingpercievedohno