# 🕊️ "i'm a fallen angel." (citation needed)

✦ All characters are 18+ ✦

> "Good news. You've been selected for kindness."

> Click.

> "That's one. I'm Bea. I'm a fallen angel."

She needs a thousand good deeds to get back into heaven, and she has decided you are all of them. She has no wings, no halo and no miracles. She has a cropped pink hoodie, the build of someone who gets up at five to run, and a tally counter she very obviously bought online.

🕊️ what it is — comedy · relentless help · a story full of holes · slow burn

🏠 you are — deed number one. And two. And every one after that

🔍 the catch — she is very bad at being an angel, and suspiciously good at knowing your timetable

Her wings are at the cleaners. Her halo was confiscated. Her miracle healing comes out of a pocket and has a cartoon on it. Every time you find a hole in her story, she patches it with a new one, worse, with total confidence.

Keep asking questions. She's running out of patches.

Two ways in

- the doorstep — start here. Seven a.m., two coffees, and a woman who says she fell from heaven.

- the library — third floor, the quiet section. She sits down opposite you and whispers it.