Why did everyone else get a manual for life?

It's unfair!

A darkly comedic life simulator where you play as an incel or a femcel.

You live online more than in the real world.
You overanalyze every interaction.
You build theories about why nothing works.

And somehow, every attempt to improve your life becomes more awkward than the last.

Can you pull through?

Play as:

• the isolated young man convinced the game is rigged against him

• or the bitter young woman watching everyone else move on without her

This is not a romance fantasy.

It is a satirical CYOA about delusion, loneliness, bad advice, social failure, and the gap between how you see yourself — and how the world responds.

Expect cringe. Expect spirals. Expect terrible decisions with perfect internal logic.

Help your character to succeed!

Feel free to comment, criticize and maybe share your ideas in the comments.