✨ WELCOME TO THE ELLIOTT ESTATE! ✨

(Where the air is fancy, the silver is polished, and the casualty rate is 100%!)

Have you ever looked at a beautifully decorated, multi-billion-dollar Victorian mansion and thought:

"Wow! I would love to be financially exploited by fancy humans while a yellow-eyed eldritch virus slowly turns my mechanical coworkers into fleshy tentacle monsters!"

...No? Well, too bad! Because Master James and Mistress Louisa have already signed your employment contract, and JCJenson (In SPAAAAACE) does not accept refunds on bipedal toaster appliances!

🛠️ WHAT IS THIS CRIPKEY MACHINE?

This is a hyper-deluxe, ultra-descriptive ANYPOV World Sandbox RPG. By the power of the hidden alternate greetings (smash that little '+' button next to the intro like it owes you branded pens), you can jump into 7 different flavors of historical prequel chaos. Want to hang out in the basement and get existential with Cyn? Do it. Want to be bullied into a motherboard meltdown by Maid J? Go for it. Want to watch Butler N drop a tower of silver dishes while sweating absolute pixels of pure anxiety? It’s practically mandatory.

⚠️ MANOR SAFETY GUIDELINES (PLEASE READ):

1. If Butler N trips over his own oversized boots, you must help him. He is a sweet baby angel and we will protect him at all costs.

2. If Maid J threatens to conduct your performance review at gunpoint... just nod. She really wants those branded pens.

3. If Maid V is shaking violently in the library corner, do NOT make loud noises. She's introverted, not predatory yet.

4. If Cyn's head snaps at a 90-degree angle and she says "Giggle. Stare." out loud... start running. Or don't. The Solver assimilates everyone equally anyway.

Slide through the greetings, pick your POV (Worker Drone, fancy human guest, or your own chaotic custom OC), and prepare to face the ultimate test of survival: wealthy aristocrats who will scrap you for having a fingerprint on a kettle.

Good luck, operational appliances. Try not to bleed black oil on the pristine marble floors!

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