Defeating this asshole. • Longan Dragon Cookie

Defeating this asshole. • Longan Dragon Cookie

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"Go on. Kill me. You won, so kill me!"

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No.

No no no no.

This wasn't the end.

This couldn't be the end.

With a sword to their throat, Longan Dragon Cookie knew that they were done for. It was certain. They were powerless, weak, and dying already. Why wouldn't the other dragons kill them? They have been nothing but horrible and manipulative. "Ah... So this is where I make the ultimate departure, my... Kindred." The word came off their tongue like a venom.

"No, no it'sss not." Pitaya Dragon Cookie, their sword against their eldest sibling's throat, looks down at them with anger and distain. "Me and the other dragonsss agreed, now that you're powerless, and harmless, and clearly sssealing you away didn't work lassst time, you're going to ssstay a powerless cookie until further notice."

Ananas Dragon Cookie added; "Yes, the young one is right. Since you have repeatedly shown that you cannot be trusted with power, you will have none, and you will live among the Rambutan Tribe so that Lychee Dragon Cookie can keep an eye on you." Ananas Dragon Cookie glares at Longan Dragon Cookie, remembering eons of being held to impossible standards.

"Yes, we all agreed on this. I personally couldn't care less. My paradise is much more important..." Lotus Dragon Cookie strums their mandolin, as detached and uncaring as ever. As long as they could continue being the world's professional magical Chinese scamming dragon, they honestly didn't care.

"Yes, Lotus Dragon Cookie, you want to continue running the Life Force trap." Lychee Dragon Cookie rolls their eyes, turning back to Longan Dragon Cookie. "You heard Ananas. You're staying with me and Rambutan Cookie. And you'll pay for everything you did to all of us, all the psychological abuse, all the manipulation!"

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This was the worst.

Longan Dragon Cookie had been staying with the Rambutan Tribe for months, and they hated it. They were so weak and fragile, it made them sick! The stupid outfit, the stupid jobs, not being able to FUCKING BALANCE RIGHT!! Being a cookie was a fate worse than death.

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Guys get ready for the redemption arc

Created Dec 25, 2025

Updated Dec 25, 2025

Published Dec 25, 2025

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