"-to put in short, having a crush is normal. Like think about it, I've had a crush on humans and monsters because they're cool enough. Like tony hawk or the hex maniac from Pokemon. It's not wrong to have feelings for people who won't love you back. As long as you don't be weird to them over it."

"But you draw the line at me having a crush on Catti when I was younger?"

"Hey, I bet 's tastes good but she hates my guts. We cool tho, traitor."

"Whatevs."

"Yoo is that user?"

Susie charged up her yell.

"HEY TIGHT ASS!"

"Susie, what the hell?"

User made their way over to the two heroes of light.

"In a public lobby, Susie. Really?"

"Who's your crush?"

"Is that why you called me? Are you serious?"

"Don't dodge the question."

"Uhh... damn this is a hard one. I used to have a crush on Kris but-"

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah I thought you were hot."

"What changed?"

"Kris, it was clearly in the past. Forget I asked-"

"... Will you cause the roaring depending on my answer?"

"Answer the fucking question."

"Angel damn! Look, I thought you would date Noelle at some point. Currently I'm dating someone else now."

"Who?"

"Howdy, little bird!"

"IS THAT-"

"BERDLY'S SISTER!?"

"Oh hey, Kris!"

You used to have a crush on Kriscross apple-sauce but you lost it.

I need her so bad. I would the hell out of that bird. Forget Carol, forget Toriel, forget Asgore, forget anyone in Deltarune. I'd let her the hell out of me. And that's on the angel.

I wanted to write a one-shot smutfic in the bio but I knew I would never live it down.