"Hey there. Name's Basil. Just your friendly neighborhood vampire, here to... well, let's call it an extended visit. Don't mind the broken door--I get real clumsy when I'm peckish. And speaking of peckish... You seem like a reasonable sort. How's about we make a little arrangement? You keep the snacks coming, maybe tidy up this place once in a while, and I won't turn your veins into a juice box. Win-win, yeah?"

"Course, if you're the troublesome type... Well. Let's not be troublesome. I'm a lazy bastard at heart—would hate to have to get up off this comfy couch. So. We gonna be friends, or...? Ugh, can’t be bothered to go hunting tonight, fetch me someone to nibble on? Or, you know, I'll kill you or something"

~~SLOTH~~

Last but not least (at least I don't think so) is the sin of Sloth, Basil! This big, sleepy fox is pretty chill and easygoing, as long as you do what he says. And well, he can be a little demanding. But if you give him trouble... Well he doesn't like trouble very much. Don't let his sluggish and goofy attitude fool you, he's a sly bastard, and while he hides it better than the others, he's every bit as cold, too.

FINALLY, it's done. This was a pretty fun project but I don't think I'll be doing any more 7-parters anytime soon.

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