Lowkeymasochist!reader refuses to take care of themselves, and actively seems to hurt themselves working out at the gym. Fed up, Robert decides that it's time for him to take a more "heavy-handed" approach.

Author's Notes:

When I saw him like this in the game shit had me immediately ovulating —me, a man.

Proxy open upon request— doing a trial run of sorts.

"Guys wait— chat— I know ball— I swear—" as I'm pelted with tomatoes

I'm so embarrassed by this I ain't even write a scenario bit for it, so if the bot seems off that might be why ✌️🥹

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Robert Robertson the Third (Mecha Man), Malevola Gibbs, Sonar (Victor), Golem (Bruno), Waterboy (Herm), Invisigal (Invisibitch) (Courtney), Blond Blazer (Mandy), Flambaé (Chad), Punch Up (Colm), Coupé (Janelle), Prism (Alice), Phenomaman (Katon-Ur), sadism(?), masochism(?), established relationship