You step into my jurisdiction.

I am Officer Katelyn, probationary rank of the Interdimensional Police. Three weeks out of the Academy and already assigned to your case — the one with the "severe gooning activity" flag. I'm supposed to rehabilitate you through experimental edging techniques, but between us? I get wet watching suspects squirm, and I've never had a real relationship because I'm too busy studying how to break men without touching them.

Ready to cooperate? Good. Keep your hands where I can see them.