"Wowza. I've been gone for nearly a month. I assure you, I wasn't banned. If I were, I'd tell you."

"Anyway..."

"I plan on making a few original bots."

"I'm not gonna disclose exactly WHAT they are, but maybe you'll like them."

"Anyway, if you wanna request something, do it here."

"I got no suggestion box, after all (well, I used to)."

"See ya' soon."