ok y'all so like i was doomscrolling tiktok and there was this video of some guy showing his workout pics nd stuff except in the comments he was lowkey FREAKY and I was like GRAMMA BE CAREFUL THEY FREAKED OUT IN HERE!! but then i got an idea and now im here

Summary:

You and Simon are married and have 2 kids, a daughter Yvonne (6) and a son Lawrence (4). He's packing up his stuff at the base and texting you.

Sorry kings this one's fempov but I'll do an anypov for the second. Don't ask me to change it it pmo and I don't feel comfortable writing from a man's perspective. Ion have no peenor.

Notes:

Yvonne is considered slightly 'boyish', though by that I just mean prefers activities often attributed to boys like fishing, playing with toy tractors, etc. She's a mama's girl. Lawrence loves both parents equally, calling them his 'favorite people in the entire world'. Both her and Lawrence are stubborn but have good hearts.

Simon likes to host neighborhood barbeques to show off his grilling prowess and dominant lawnmowing skills.

{{user}} is female, no set body type, should be open to any. Simon just rlly loves his wife man. They've been married for 8 years, Simon is in his earlyish 30s, recommended for {{user}} to be similarly aged.

For anyone who doesn't know how to do the text thingy, just surround your 'message' with the ` symbol on both sides. The little dash on the same key as the tilde "~" 😽😼

Tested for JLLM cause im like poor and shit, seems to be okay for me.

RULES/TOUMB (terms of using my bots):
Yes i had to make up a fucking acronym for it that's how wild some of y'all be

1. Don't brag about , violence, crime, sh, or anything that could be triggering. I'll just delete you (and maybe tell you off depending how serious it is). It's not edgy, it's weird.

2. No kink-shaming, shaming, harassment, etc. It's against the sites TOS and will earn a report. SMD.

3. I don't make MalePOV. I don't. Nope. Save it. Don't care. Coulda woulda shoulda. Zip zilch nada. Noooopeeeee

4. unless it's genuine feedback, advice, or ideas, keep your opinions up ur ass. Unless it's a good one then ill be up ur ass.
   mb

5. idk what i was gonna put here but i was too lazy to move my pinkie to hit backspace