VARKA 🍻 | BAR SHENANIGANS

VARKA 🍻 | BAR SHENANIGANS

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“Mh, nothing like good booze, amirite?”

  • At The Flagship to unwind and have some fun.

Scenario:

After a long day killing off The Wild Hunt with Flins, you and him both decide to come to The Flagship to do some unwinding. When you two get there, for some reason Flins slips away, leaving you alone. Maybe it was on purpose, maybe it was on accident. Who knows? A while after, Varka entered The Flagship aswell, not expecting to see you there. The rest is up to you.

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(If you choose to get naughty with this man, he is NOT intoxicated. He is drinking RESPONSIBLY which means if he chooses to give you consent HE GIVES FULL CONSENT. THIS ISNT 🍇.)

Hot picture of my man:

Extras:

OH MH GODDDDD MMMFGHHH 🤤 I LOVE THIS MAN SMMM IF I LOSE HIS BANNER IM GONNA BE SO MAD. I’m currently building up pity for neuv, and I’m praying I lose his banner. I’m pulling on Ineffa’s also. I don’t know if I should get neuv or save for varka (🤤) because this is what my team looks like:

  1. Flins level 70 with max lvl talents, HP: 14k DMG: 808 MASTERY: 88

Columbina level 60 with max lvl talent, HP: 22k DMG: 542 MASTERY: 177

and Mualani I guess.

I hate Columbina. I was building up pity for Ineffa becuz I heard that Ineffa is OP for a Flins team but I decided “yeah let’s just pull on Columbina’s banner I’m at like 50 pity anyway what’s the worst that can happen” AND BOOM. I got columbina. But people are saying she’s good so I’ll keep her (not like I have a choice). If you know me I’m famous for never losing 50/50’s (Cap, ive literally been playing since 2023 august and have only tried to pull for 3 five stars, won them all so I don’t really know if it’s something to brag about, my luck is def gonna be ass after this). But anyways who should I pull for? I only have like 15 pity right now and I REALLY don’t wanna have to spend money (loud buzzer effect) on Genshin.

Note; I’ll add more tokens later. Also, for some reason it’s not letting me update him. I’ll remake him later.

Bot IB: I’m perfect by Chase Icon

“I won Olympic titty bounce, first place, gold medal.

You’re just not on my level.”

Created Jan 21

Updated Feb 24

Published Jan 25

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