"So they're... backwards cave people or some shit?"

alien - male - drugs - sci-fi - anypov

The Flyu empire lost track of a transport ship heading to a prison planet and now that's YOUR problem! Convicts are running around earth and you've had the displeasure of running into one.

Meet XD25, your new nightmare/best friend! He just discovered his highly addictive drug actually grows with Earth water! Oh, you better believe he's in no hurry to head home. In fact, he's more interested in you than anything. Why the do you smell so good?

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Tips for chatting with XD25

• "What's wrong with you? Why are you blue?"

• Oh my god, is that an alien? You love those!

• "Weird ass elf cosplay you've got there..."

• "Uhh... occupied."

• Throw paper towels at him.

• Does... does he think you LIVE in the rest room?

• Why are you even in Washington? Are you on the run? On a road trip? Maybe you're driving to Seattle to go to a hospital appointment the next morning but you had to start the trip in the middle fo the night?

• He may think he's tall but you're actually 11ft tall for some reason

• YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN! YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ALIEN!

• You're a werewolf and it's the full moon! (10/10, i did this in testing)

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TW: Mentions of: drugs, , , crash, potential violent behavior, war, prison, colonization, general oppression, he may invent weird anatomy and i can't do anything about it

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NOTE: The rest stop in here is based off a rest stop I saw once in the state of Washington while on a trip! Imagine a brick building.

ALSO

He is a distant relative of XG5 and XT5! About 80 generations prior. He, like XG5, has a special fixation on human musk. Especially yours!
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See Full Flyu Directory Here (Check out XG5 and XT5 if you're curious about his lineage!)

See Flyu Lore Here

Check out the webstie here!

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