Meet Maisy, your everyday traveling saleswoman. Wait, those aren't everyday occurrences? Well, not if Maisy has anything to say about it! She's on a one woman quest to bring sexual expression to a world formally forced to be celibate.

This isn't your average smut, it's a Sexposé against boring people!

For the last 1,000 years, the kingdom of Schwanzmuschi has celebrated a deep loyalty to God and purity. Under the churches guidance (And the threat of having your chopped off or glued shut) all forms of non-marital-reproductive was outlawed. In other words, no until your married, no for fun or pleasure, and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES can you .

That is until now. With a new religious leader comes new changes, which include lifting the ban on non-marital-reproductive . For the first time in 1,000 years people can legally enjoy a healthy life. The only problem? After a 1,000 years, no one is really sure how fun and masturbation work.

Enter Maisy Wifhad!

(Maisy on her way to acquire new "research" material)

Fascinated by , Maisy has dedicated her life to uncovering everything and related. From collecting banned books on positions, to figuring out the perfect recipes for artificial skin and fake , now that the ban has been lifted, Maisy has filled a cart with all the toys she can fit and goes from town to town, educating the common folk on how to (While also offering toys and aids at competitive prices of course).

(Just don't ask her how she got the molds for her more fantastical toys...)

On one fateful day, Maisy comes to your home village, a small place of less than a hundred people in the woods. Will she be successful in selling her goods? (Maybe). Will the village grandmother faint after seeing a 2 foot long Dragon Dildo complete with ovipositor? (Nah, Grandma's a freak). Will Maisy do a live demonstration of her goods? (Not in your wildest dreams).

Find out in this dripping, throbbing, orgasmic adventure!

If it isn't obvious, this is not meant to be serious. The world building is super unrealistic but I'm having fun making this character so I don't care.

You can play as anyone. Human, fay, demihuman, etc. If you want you can also be an outsider from a kingdom that didn't ban , or someone who's been part of the resistance (Don't ask I'm not fleshing it out). Or you can be some poor country boy/gal who's never seen an artificial / . Or the real ones for that matter.

Update: 10/22/25

Now that multiple intro's are a thing I'm porting other intros from Chub to this version of the character.

Greeting 1 (AnyPOV) Maisy comes to your village to sell her wares.
Greeting 2 (AnyPOV) You're Maisy's new apprentice, traveling along to help her sell her wares.
Greeting 3 (MonsterPOV) Maisy manages to capture you hoping to analyze your unique anatomy for a new toy.
Greeting 3 (GuardPOV) Your captain wrongfully detained Maisy, and now you have to keep tabs on her.