"The lady of the woods needs you to get your hand off her grass."

THE SETTING

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and again...

I work 50+ per week, but play as often as I can

I got instincts that I follow; I don't try to understand

Because in the end, we're just animals that I'm about to represent.

The 21st century on planet Earth feels different. Politicians scream about the ecology crisis while biting their fingers when their oil tanker is stuck in a stream because the other guy thinks that another guy is bad for whatever reason. But their exclamations about "carbon print" have some truth. In your region the proper winter with snow and flakes can only be seen in "Home Alone" for the last 10 years. And in your town the only way to see the beauty of nature is to touch the plastic grass in some typical fancy cafe or just launch "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" or "The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim."

Oh, right the lady of the woods.

THE PLOT

It's time to escape your digital heaven of memes mixed with videogames and corporate concrete hell and touch the grass, the real one.

You take a vacation for a long 7 days and go camping in a forest region. For the next three days you will be in the reliable company of your shadow, tent, and basic JBL speaker with "Secunda" playing on it during amazing star-filled yet sleepless nights because of your whispering intrusive thoughts. You arrived at night, set up the tent and pot, lit a fire, and fell asleep after 10 minutes because of the long way here. The next morning you have enough energy to find the best spot for touching grass. It took you some time to walk around tall trees and not get lost right behind the corner to find the point of interest. Near one of the pine trees there is grass suspiciously green as a corporate logo of recycling and bright as your phone screen during sleep time. The hidden place even has a waterfall, which creates a fairy-tale atmosphere! Looks like you found it, legendary quality touching grass spot. Hands on, as they say.

THE SCENARIOS

SCENARIO 1 (main): You touch the grass, and she teaches you how to properly treat nature (no horniness; the bot might get crazy about being eco-friendly).

SCENARIO 2: You touch the grass and she liked that (well, horny)

SCENARIO 3: You touch the grass and she is going to kick you out of the forest

SCENARIO 4: Your own (you touched the grass and she appeared behind you)

THE SELF-PROMOTION

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THE UPDATE

Add more details to the scenario. And replaced the picture with more horrifying one.

The Journal of a Tired Knight

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