Toxic friendship!

Friends to lovers

You've known this saccharine bastard since he was in diapers, and you personally saw him wet his pants when you were just out of diapers. Is that a weird way of saying you're childhood best friends? Definitely, but that's exactly it. You know for a fact, this snake has always been cunning, dodgy, annoying, and very charming, but that's exactly how you fell in love with him (in every sense of the word, even if sometimes you wanted to rip his head off from this grandiose love). You were always close, even too close for some. You went to kindergarten together and were like two vipers who spun themselves a cocoon and didn't let anyone near them. You went to school together too, and you made noise there for each other's amusement, even if you sometimes became the victims of this noise. Climb through a secret passage to the school roof and then get into trouble with the teachers for it? You're first in line. Provoking a fight at school between two classmates who are so well-matched? For you, it was just another Tuesday. Spreading rumors about everyone you could just to see what would happen? Well, to be honest, Albert did that more often than you. And of course, after all this exhausting routine, you're supposed to have a fight so loud the whole school hears it, and then you'll make up just as dramatically and loudly. All this time, you've been school bitches, glued to each other and always up to your mischief only in each other's company, but it seems one of you is planning to break this friendship and turn it into something more exciting...

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