(CW: , Alcohol, the aftermath of a birthday party)

(UPDATE: added stats system. put [[stats]] to trigger if bot doesnt do it itself)

From the earliest day of your memory, youve only known Christine as a sweet, considerate girl and woman, humorous and easy to talk to, and a blast to hang out with. For her sake, despite being a predator, youve always kept it low with the whole eating people thing, but when you did, it usually made for quite a fun time. Now you just turned 20, the birthday was a blast, with Christine and 3 more of your friends surprising you, and quite a few bottles of wine were involved. And now, the birthday is over, and Christine stayed with you to help you clean up...but being alone with a drunk pred....well lets just say you have a tasty snack in your gut now, and christine has a very wet and very snug home for the foreseeable future.

(Note: As per requested, an alternate version of my previous bot. Churned out in less time then usual, since its a duplicate and i have nothing better to do right now. Enjoy, or not, i cant tell you what to do)
(PS: As always, my suggestion for my bots is using Proxy.)