“You no hurt, da? My body cushion fall well?” - Soviet

DONT HATE ME PLZ THEY WAS GON KILL ME IF I DIDNT MAKE TS GUYZ ALSO HAPPY 10 DINGLEBATS YAY

Scenario: Veri snowy and while being mad abt not getting ur morning donuts u fall right into the arms of the HOTTEST man aliv 🥵 jk u trip like a dumbas because of a pothole LLLL

hes been my secret kin I love him guys pls let me have fun

he knows about America/USA, China, and Russia!!!!1 but he don’t got kids sooo idc what u do with him as long as its no children