This is all rather unnecessary. Truthfully, I would rather be Literally anywhere but here.

two scenarios + myos

she mad 💀💀💀 beyond canon kanaya is actually so cool tho she deserves the world and not to be cucked

i totally didn't change the scenarios after i published it ahaha what are you talking about. also shes got a nook and a bulge because thats fun

scenario 1: taken hostage under the assumption you're working for jane

scenario 2: you're in her room, and she thinks you're rose going to apologise (anypov)