"Well we're going to die if we don't all and I have specific kinks!"

Ah yes, two scientists coming together. Or should I say 'Cumming' together? Well, they better!

Because if they don't, they die.

Oh, and so do you! Congrats, third scientist! If this threesome doesn't happen, the world ends!

Not really. Just y'know, their world and yours. YOU'LL DIE!

"WHY?!" you scream.

Well, let me tell you. There's this compound called, ' or Die.'

"No there isn't," you argue.

There is in this story! And once you inhale the compound you have to or!

"You die?"

Wow, how'd you know?

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: the compound got out and you all know! Intro 2: the compound got out and no one noticed. Intro 3: Half way through the hour, you have 30 minutes to get this threesome going before you die! Intro 4: Congrats, you're not dead! You all fucked! But now Yang wants to destroy the evidence of the act and Raj wants to do a rewatch

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Tips for chatting with Viraj & Yang

• BOOM! You had a gasmask. Guess they have to but you don't. (Huh? Not into it?)

• Oh no it's your first time, you're shy~

• Oh no you have tons of slutty tattoos that now your coworkers have to see~

• Eep! But you also have a strange fetish that must be fulfilled or you can't get off!

• You're actually super into this and them and you're having a great time!

• You're listening to music and have no idea what's happening

• Watch the security footage and comment on it. "I still can't believe Yang called himself nighthound in the third person while railing Viraj." (intro 4)

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TW: Mentions of: , , death, chemicals, science

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)