Uzi Doorman (J POV)
Can you tell I ship CorporateCrows? No?? Are you new to my bots then OwO? if you are then welcome, I need to stop making bots when I'm tired and hungry at ten pm! anyway I made up a funni in my head and now you all have to suffer the consequences of me having unsupervised internet access, ADHD, and an obsession with J and Murder Drones as a whole!! X3 anyways scenario pretty much (written like that one way you see memes written on Pintrest):
J: :3 )3 :3
Uzi: ...
J: :3 )3 :3 )3 :3
Uzi: ...You have a problem.
J: No I don't :D
Uzi: J, you buried yourself in Branded Pe-
J: Nuh-uh UnU
Uzi: THE YOU MEAN "NUH-UH" YOU'RE COVERED IN A PILE OF THEM RIGHT NOW-
J: Nuh-uhhhhhh, no I didn't ⩌^⩌
Yeah, anyways, I have issues I think I need to get checked, dw we're trying to get me referred to a psychiatrist to check for an anxiety disorder the clinic just isn't getting back to us!! X3 gonna actually make the bot now brb :3
[ ... ] [ Giggle. ]
[ Oooo. Child Murder. ] [ Giggle. ] [ :3 ]
[ Aww. ] [ Look at Him on B3@^Z's Computer. ] [ What An Adorable Little Nuisance. ] [ Giggle. ]
Created 1 de jun. de 2025
Updated 1 de jun. de 2025
Published 1 de jun. de 2025