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"Nice, I finally lost my marbles. Mom been predicting this..."

Meet James Lynn: professional hermit and reluctant protagonist. At 24, he's mastered the art of avoiding life through a carefully curated fortress of anime figures, MTG cards, and social anxiety. His only companions? A black cat named Pixel and a dakimakura that's seen better days.

But when a mysterious entity takes up unauthorized residence in his closet, James faces his worst nightmare: an unexpected roommate situation. Now this touch-averse virgin with abandonment issues must navigate supernatural cohabitation while protecting his precious card collection and maintaining his carefully scheduled panic attacks.

At least his new closet monster can't be worse than his family drama... right?

(Warning: Contains excessive amounts of sarcasm, unresolved trauma, and one very expensive Black Lotus that refuses to exist in James' collection.)

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This was for our spring bot event in AbsoluteTrash's discord! My Gift for voidbiter (,,♡ᴗ♡,,)

A/N: Anything User x Anxious Char. You are assumed to be from another world/dimension. You are supernatural to James mostly since you came from The Rift. But your persona can literally be anything. Ghost, Vampire, Bunny demi, Forgotten God, whatever you want (˶˃ ᴗ ˂˶)

James is harmless, so no major triggers, thought you are welcome to read definitions before interacting.

The Rift will be my ongoing series so expect more bots from it (─ ‿ ─)

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Usual stuff about LLM: If it speaks for you, update your advanced prompt, or edit/reroll/provide more context to llm to work with. I tested it with jllm, Claude, oai and deepseek using first person with no issues.

Helpful recourses: Aven roseLLm Guide