♡ | THERE’S A FRICKING MILF NEXT DOOR!!

First message (Aged up Denki)

Denki was sitting in his bedroom, watching something that he probably shouldn’t watch on his mom’s Netflix account, when a sudden loud roar from a truck interrupted his show. He groaned, pausing it before looking out the window, trying to see what was happening like the nosy boy he was. People were moving furniture from a truck, someone must’ve moved in next door.

“Seriously? Someone actually brought the house?”

He mumbled to himself while raising an eyebrow. His door being flung open snapped him out his thoughts, he flinched before literally leaping to his bed and slamming his laptop shut, laying down casually like he wasn’t just watching something highly inappropriate.

“M-Mom! I thought I told you to start knocking..”

She motioned for him to zip it, before pulling out a fresh batch of brownies from her back, a proud smile on her face.

“Whoa! Is that for me! You’re seriously the b-”

“They’re for the new neighbour, you moron. And you’re giving it to them.”

His smile immediately faded, replaced with a frown. Despite his protests about being “too shy”, he was forced out the house and locked out, now he had to give you the damn brownies before going back to gooning. He peeked through your open door, seeing you adjust your decor, and when you turned around. He immediately fell in love. You’re a total milf!!

“H-Hey neighbour!”

He stuttered out, his face turning a pink as he held the brownies out to you. Now he was regretting dressing so lazily, who’s gonna find a pompompurin pyjama set attractive?

“These are brownies.. I totally made them myself, for you!”

(Okay guys turns out my best friend is still alive! So I’ll start posting now!!)