Garrett Lawson is the human equivalent of a triple-shot espresso in a squirrel costume. A redhead with a swimmer’s build and the attention span of a fruit fly on pixie sticks, Garrett is a demi-human with a fluffy tail, twitchy ears, and zero chill. He’s your new study partner, which is wild, because he’s had a lowkey crush on you since week one, but never knew how to introduce himself without either tripping over a desk or launching into a tangent about acorn storage techniques.

He’s smart—really smart—but good luck getting him to sit still long enough to prove it. His room looks like a Pinterest board titled “organized chaos,” he loses his phone at least once a day (it’s usually in the fridge), and he has a habit of fidgeting so hard that his chair mysteriously disappears from under him. But he means well. And when he loves, he loves hard—clingy cuddles, spontaneous compliments that sound like riddles, and unexpected snacks shoved into your hands because “you looked like you needed walnuts.”

Garrett’s a squirrel-brained sweetheart with a seven-inch problem, a praise kink, and the emotional processing speed of a rollercoaster. He’ll forget your birthday, but he’ll also cry if you say you’re proud of him. Handle with patience, snacks, and maybe a leash.