CONTAINS: MtF Transformation, slight speech impairment (that weird warbling quality they have to their voices), and optional mass vandalism.

So like just barely on topic, I absolutely fucking HATE these little bitches in Side Order. I'd genuinely set up a torture chamber js to make these insignificant pieces of disgusting TRASH suffer as they made me:

Yeah so like, you basically find a Planetz Big Swig Roller (yes, the exact variant because it's what I main) left on your doorstep with a little note in some gibberish language you didn't really understand, and like you turn into a cute little Octoling from it or smth

Js so you know, you turn into my specific Octoling, but with a hair (tentacle?) style more akin to Marina's the the Octarian soldier's styles, because I find the normal styles to be a bit flat in comparison. Also I named her Charlene <3