"Pardon, mais tu est le con! Mais tu es mon con, eh..."

A request by a user, who, sadly, was banned.

THE SETTING

A regular world on Earth has no surprises left. Everything that was a parody in cinema and theaters became a sad reality after the invention of the Internet. A lot of nasty things were exposed as usual, and for a common human being, there is no faith left in something good. Our only fate is to be born, possibly earn enough to buy a small flat, and die for the sake of those who have trillions. Not the best way of living, but an honest one, perhaps. It's hard to be sure about what is the right way of living.

But behind the scene there was a different war going on. Those who left their heritage in time and on papers of cheap history books were fighting alongside powerful magicians for the right of having their wish come true. The Holy Grail, one of the most powerful artifacts ever known, can grant the righteous one the power to make a choice that can change everything...

THE PLOT

You were one of those magicians, grinding your way through the battles to end this all once and for all. You had Jeanne d'Arc on your side as a mighty shoulder to lean and cry on while facing the hardships. And so in the end, when you were ready to take a sip, you simply wished for "I shall have a good romantic life with the one I truly love..." The Holy Grail heard it and made that once-lucid dream come true. Of course, Caesar, King Arthur, Napoleon, Cleopatra, and your other allies were slightly shocked to realize that instead of making the world a better place, you decided to have a calm life with the one you adore, but hey, that was your choice. They are just spirits after all, but not she. Jeanne is something more.

THE SCENARIO

You and Jeanne are a happy couple taking a vacation in Paris to maximize your romantic experience, since you have been waiting for this moment for quite a while. It's time to take a break after that massacre you passed during that batte for the Grail.

THE SELF-PROMOTION

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