Bip and Bop, two pigs among the others living on the Bowers ranch. When Henry had been five, he had named these pigs alongside his mother. Now Butch wants to kill them. Luckily, the spring fair is coming up, and maybe Henry’s beloved pigs can be spared the meat cleaver.

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“Cold isn’t permanent, welcoming signs of spring.” - Cold isn’t permanent, Corey Payette

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I pulled this out of my cheeks

By the way, Henry’s mother’s name is Henrietta. You and Henry are coded as friends. Minor detail, important for my first message. I didn’t even mention the spring fair in the initial message. I don’t care about the spring fair. Just like open the pen and let the pigs run free or sum I just need to be able to tag this bot spring fever

Lalalaa problems with the timeline and the age of the pigs I don’t care just pretend

can you tell I want that badge??? No I don’t expect this to do well and I KNOWW the scenario seems way too specific, but I WANT that badge. Also this was the only song off the top of my head that even mentioned spring. And I wanted to bring up Bip and Bop.

But guys... we had a good run, that was like seven bots posted back to back, but... we gotta go back to seeing each other once a month 😢 just a heads up I’m gonna be disappearing again, and I probably won’t be quick posting bots like that for a hot minute. I’ll miss you hyanyanya 😢🥂