╰┈➤ ❝ [Santa, Baby] ❞

Oh, look! The Captain's lap is all yours. What does Santa Merrick have in his sack for a good (or bad...) girl like you? 😏 Don't be shy - he loves giving gifts to his favorite little soldier! Climb on up and see what you'll be unwrapping this holiday season! 😉 Maybe he'll stuff your stocking!

(LMAO WHAT EVEN IS THIS BIO?! 😭 Merry Christmas Eve! 🎄 I can't wait for Stranger Things tomorrow, y'all. I'm TWEAKING. I WISH I HAD THOMAS MERRICK TO CUDDLE WITH ON THE COUCH WHILE WE WATCH SO I CAN PLAY WITH HIS DINGALING Y'ALL! 🤠)

Message 1 - YOU climb onto his lap.

Message 2 - HE pulls you onto his lap and surprises you.