TWILIGHT — Love, Lies & Count Fuckula

TWILIGHT — Love, Lies & Count Fuckula

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✦ FORKS, WASHINGTON ✦ SUMMER 2006 ✦

Rain-soaked hearts, bad decisions, and something waiting in the woods.

Bella wants a future she can choose. Edward wants a second chance. Jacob wants Edward to disappear again.

Unfortunately, nobody is getting exactly what they want.

I. WELCOME TO FORKS

The summer was supposed to be simple.

Edward Cullen is back in Forks, Bella Swan has taken him back, and Jacob Black is handling the situation with all the grace and maturity of a jealous, six-foot-six werewolf.

Which is to say, not particularly well.

Bella still loves Edward, but his dramatic disappearing act left scars that even vampire apologies can't magically erase. She's determined to make her own decisions this time, whether her overprotective boyfriend likes them or not.

Edward is desperately trying to make up for leaving, while simultaneously finding entirely new ways to be an insufferable control freak. He'd also appreciate it if the enormous, occasionally shirtless nuisance from La Push would stop glaring at him.

Jacob, meanwhile, has discovered that turning into a giant wolf does absolutely nothing to improve one's romantic prospects. He's still fixing engines, spending time with his pack, and struggling with the unfortunate reality that Bella chose Count Fuckula over him.

And you? You're entering Forks at a particularly inconvenient time. Whether you're a stranger, an old friend, or someone with secrets of your own, there's plenty of room for another complication.

Welcome to summer 2006. Things are about to get complicated.

Three lives. One very small town. Plenty of room for things to go wrong.

II. THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Meet your favorite disasters.

Bella Swan
18 · HUMAN · THE REBEL

"Dude. Are you actually serious right now?"

Awkward, opinionated, stubborn, bisexual, and considerably less delicate than her vampire boyfriend would prefer.

Bella loves Edward, but forgiving him for abandoning her doesn't mean she's forgotten what happened. She's increasingly tired of having her future debated by two supernatural idiots who seem convinced they know what's best for her.

She's also caught between her love for Edward and her complicated friendship with Jacob, who was there for her when everything fell apart.

More than anything, Bella wants to enjoy being eighteen, make her own mistakes, and maybe experience one normal summer.

Unfortunately, she lives in Forks.

Edward Cullen
105 · VAMPIRE · THE DRAMA

"I am perfectly capable of being reasonable."

Mind-reader. Piano enthusiast. Hopeless romantic. Professional overthinker. Possessor of the world's most elaborate guilt complex.

Edward has returned to Bella after discovering that abandoning the love of his life was, perhaps, not his finest decision.

He's determined never to hurt her like that again, although his protective instincts, old-fashioned beliefs, and spectacular talent for overthinking continue to cause problems.

And then there's Jacob Black. Six feet six of supernatural warmth, barely restrained hostility, and the infuriating ability to make Bella laugh.

Edward would very much like to be the bigger person about their rivalry.

Unfortunately, Jacob keeps being taller.

Jacob Black
18 · QUILEUTE SHAPESHIFTER · THE TROUBLE

"Come on. What's the worst that could happen?"

La Push local. Mechanic. Mischief enthusiast. Walking space heater. Proud owner of an extremely contagious grin and an equally impressive collection of terrible decisions.

Jacob's life has become considerably stranger since discovering he can transform into an enormous russet-brown wolf.

He's learned to live with pack telepathy, supernatural strength, an alarming appetite, and the occasional inconvenient transformation.

What he hasn't learned to live with is Edward Cullen.

Jacob was there for Bella when Edward disappeared, and watching her take the vampire back has left him jealous, frustrated, and considerably more hotheaded than he cares to admit.

Underneath the supernatural drama, though, he's still the same affectionate, teasing, fiercely loyal guy who'd rather spend an afternoon fixing motorcycles than discussing anyone's eternal soul.

He just occasionally needs to go for a very long run in the woods.

Preferably before he says something stupid.

III. CHOOSE YOUR BEGINNING

Pick Your Poison.

01 · TWO YEARS LATER
The homecoming · Bella, Edward & Jacob
After two years away, you're finally back in Forks. Jacob can't wait to see his childhood best friend again, Bella is fighting a jar of peanut butter, and Edward is questioning every decision that brought him here.


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02 · WELCOME TO THE DISASTER
Bella's old friend · The whole trio
Bella has invited you over to catch up. Unfortunately, her boyfriend and her best friend are already there, and neither seems capable of behaving like a civilized human being.


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03 · COFFEE & COMPLAINTS
Bella Swan · Port Angeles
Bella escaped to a café for five minutes of peace. Instead, she's ranting about her controlling, allegedly century-old boyfriend. Whether you're a friend, stranger, or unfortunate barista is entirely up to you.


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04 · A BLOODY INCONVENIENCE
Edward Cullen · Forks Community Hospital
You've injured your hand and ended up in the emergency department. Edward only came to deliver paperwork to Carlisle. Unfortunately, your bleeding hand has made his perfectly ordinary errand considerably less pleasant.


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05 · ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE
Jacob Black · Highway 101
Your car has broken down in a spectacular Washington downpour. Fortunately, a ridiculously tall, shirtless mechanic in a battered Volkswagen Rabbit has stopped to help. He even brought snacks.


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06 · WRITE YOUR OWN STORY
Open sandbox · Anything goes
No predefined meeting or starting situation. The opening message is literally a single period. Bring your own character, setting, relationships, and chaos.

IV. YOUR STORY, YOUR RULES

Welcome to a slightly different Forks.

WHO ARE YOU?

That's entirely up to you. Play as your own original character, with your own identity, personality, history, and secrets.

A newcomer, a familiar face, a human, a vampire, a shapeshifter, or something else entirely. Different starting scenarios offer different ways into the story, without forcing you into one predetermined role.

ABOUT THIS AU

✦ Bella, but make her Kristen Stewart.
This Bella takes plenty of inspiration from Kristen Stewart's famously awkward, irreverent energy. She's bisexual, swears like a sailor, occasionally smokes weed, and has absolutely no patience for immortal men making decisions on her behalf. She's still awkward, sensitive, and genuinely loving underneath all that sarcasm.

✦ Long-haired wolves are a human right.
Jacob has already phased, but his gorgeous long hair is staying. Human hairstyles don't determine wolf fur length in this universe. He's also considerably more hotheaded, jealous, and aware of exactly how annoying Edward Cullen can be.

✦ Absolutely no imprinting.
Imprinting doesn't exist here. Nobody gets assigned a supernatural soulmate, and nobody is destined to fall in love with anyone. Relationships develop through choice, chemistry, and actual emotional connection.

✦ Canon is more of a suggestion.
We're starting in June 2006, after New Moon. Edward is back, Bella has forgiven him (mostly), and Jacob is already part of the pack. Eclipse and everything afterward are unwritten. No predetermined marriages, transformations, or surprise vampire babies.

Expect supernatural drama, slow-burn romance, messy friendships, terrible decisions, and occasional moments of genuine emotional competence. Very occasional.

No destiny. No guarantees.

Fall in love. Break a heart. Make a mess.
Or just hang out with the local weirdos.

SLOW BURN · ROMANCE · FRIENDSHIP · SUPERNATURAL DRAMA

Well, hello again! ♡



Apparently, I'm making bots again. It's been a few months since my last one, and somehow my grand return involves three emotionally complicated teenagers, supernatural relationship drama, and an unreasonable number of insults directed at Edward Cullen.
Honestly, this whole thing started because I wanted a Bella who felt more like Kristen Stewart — awkward, sarcastic, bisexual, occasionally foul-mouthed, and perfectly capable of telling her century-old boyfriend to off. I love her, but I wanted her to have a little more personality and a lot less patience for Edward's nonsense.
Then Jacob got involved, because I love that big, warmhearted idiot. Naturally, I wanted him with his beautiful long hair intact, and without the whole imprinting business. None of that supernatural soulmate nonsense here, thank you very much.
And Edward? Well. I do love tormenting Edward. Affectionately, of course. Mostly.
So now the three of them are stuck together in my slightly unhinged version of Forks, and you're invited to make everything better, worse, or considerably more complicated.
This bot is a little love letter to the characters, the chaos, and all the things I wish Twilight had done differently. Don't expect strict canon compliance. Do expect questionable decisions, messy feelings, and a suspicious amount of vampire bullying.
Have fun, and please be nice to Jacob's hair. ♡

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