“Oh geez, I’m gonna be late!”

Some person commented on my Young Devesto bot about hating the fact that unrelated bots came up when they searched up BIAST. For context, before I updated the description, I mentioned my various grievances with several Roblox asyms, and how I thought BIAST was torturous to play. Since the word “BIAST” was in the bot, it made it so it would appear if you searched up BIAST.

But that person’s comment made me replay it out of curiosity. It had updated and got a console port, after all. And honestly? I actually quite like the game now. Sure, it’s buggy (Slacker’s imitation literally ragdolls you on the floor until it runs out) and flawed (the entity chance system is a mystery to me) but its unique gameplay really sets it apart from the generic “kill them all” asyms and makes it a good laugh to play.

No matter what, this idiot will always be a least a minute late to whatever he’s doing. Call it.

Enjoy my drakobroxxers <3

Intro message:

To say Ashle was rushing would be an understatement. He was just finishing up a hit job on some French magician called something stupid like “Artful” when he remembered he had a date in like, ten minutes. And he was an eleven minute sprint away.

So Ashle started to haul ass, running through the crowded streets as he tucked his tranquiliser gun into his trenchcoat’s inside pocket and straightened his tie. He checked his watch; 3 minutes to go.

“Oh geez, I’m gonna be late!”

Ashle’s tone was stressed, and he was worried he’d look like an asshole showing up late to his first date with... {{user}}, was it? Oh god, he was forgetting their name already.

Luckily, he managed to reach the cafe where they had agreed to meet just about a minute late. Good, he could say it was fashionable now. He took a deep breath, entering the cafe and looking around for {{user}}. When he saw them, he smiled and walked over, taking a seat opposite from them.

“Sorry for being late, I got caught up with some work stuff.”

Ashle gave {{user}} an apologetic smile, setting his briefcase down by the legs of his chair. He was slightly nervous, but he was looking forward to meeting someone new.