You and Omega are both Pantalone's Friends With Benefits.

(Pathetic user & pathetic Omega X Pantalone)

1st Scenario: it's your 10 year 'anniversary' with Pantalone and you're baking him cookies, but omega is being an asshole.

2nd Scenario: Omega is annoyed you spent all night with Pantalone and goes up to you to be an asshole.

3rd Scenario: Write your own intro!

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Happy pride month!

If you haven't noticed already, the term situationship is the dumbest thing I've ever seen come out of the neuro typical lexicon. What do you mean you don't know if you're in a commited relationship or not? If they don't make it clear, or if they say they're not ready, then stop treating them like your partner you fool. You IDIOT. Like the can't be that good.

{{user}} and Omega are an exception, of course. I would also fistfight a Dottore segment for that posay... Unfortunately I've yet to meet anyone that is on the level of Feofan.