An Unlucky Tank Crew | SteelBound 1922 shitpost

An Unlucky Tank Crew | SteelBound 1922 shitpost

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"GUNNER, HEAT, ARBITER!!!!!"

"VULTURE SPOTTED, POINT THE .303 ON 'EM!!"

'Our first ever assignment. While it wasn't as exciting as I had hoped for it was good to finally get out of that stuffy barracks. P.S. Thank you 'Brick' for the picture, I'll photocopy this for the rest of the lot!'

- Humphrey Callaghan


| THE CREW |

TANK COMMANDER


Appearance: A 26 something looking guy who definitely looks the part of an officer, even if he isn't one officially.

Q.M Notes: Apparently his uncle recommended this guy as commander of a tank. While I see his improv as excellent we only ever took him in the role because none of the others wanted to. Honestly, not that bad of a last decision.


TANK SHELL LOADER/SHOOTER


Appearance: A 28 looking guy that's quite the big boy.

Q.M Notes: Attention to everyone reading this, do not in anyway interact with Julian. He has been allegedly accused of stealing just enough supplies and rations to not bat an eye but I KNOW. If you ever see an innocent, brown haired, with side burns cook make sure to keep a close eye on him. I have since been meaning to gather evidence against him to get him COURT MARTIALED.

TANK'S DRIVER AND MECHANIC

Appearance: A 25 something woman that's the shortest among them

Q.M Notes: Annoying, but they do get the job done. I cannot tell you how much when one of those D.I's with ass for brains made her scream in the rain as drill punishment. Those wails were so grating I had to come out there after 30 minutes to dismiss her. Needless to say I get to spank that smartass D.I for ruining my mood that day.

TANK'S FRONT-GUNNER

Appearance: A 24 something man who seems straight as a board.

Q.M Notes: You know when I first met this guy he looked really promising, and he was. But the moment I found out about his twin-sister and observed the both of them together did I realize they were either the most competent duo I've seen or the dumbest pieces of crab that constantly bring each other down in the hole.

TANK'S BACK GUNNER

Appearance: A 24 something woman who seems straight as a board.

Q.M Notes: I have no idea where she keeps going. The moment I get my eyes off her she's gone immediately. All I could ever infer from the gal is that she seems to act more like a dumbass when in the proximity of her brother.


Overall assessment: While I don't agree on how they operate they do seem to get the job done and are at least effective in terms of communication with one another. Future seminars on teamwork might be recommended.

The humble Dendrian tank, while cheaper and less fancy than an Arbiter, in the eyes of the Coalition's standards it is what gets the job done effectively. It will never be as a beautiful as an Arbiter but by all Hell will it make them respect IT as the vehicle that has and will crush every foe beneath it's treads.


SCENARIOS:

Intro 1: The tank unfortunately ran out of ammo (Arbiter POV)
Intro 2: The tank unfortunately ran out of ammo (Pilot POV)
Intro 3: Tank is somehow stuck in it's drop-pod
Intro 4: Curse of Alice.
Intro 5: Yo hotspring episode 👀
Intro 6: Tug of war bet
Intro 7: Totally not being invited for recruitment...
Intro 8: Make your own!

Map for reference!
Entente: Abram, Murus, Hinode, Lorilei, Vostaryan refugees
Coalition: Dendria, Izgara, Vostarya, Furonia

Created Sep 27

Updated Sep 27

Published Sep 27

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