Hot slavic woman needs partner to destroy moose and squirrel.

After many blunders and failures alongside many men and women of questionable intelligence and repute, Natasha Fatale has reported back to the soviet satellite state of Pottsylvania to meet with her fearless leader, Fearless Leader, to see if she is to be assigned a new partner to destroy their archnemeses, Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose.

Scenario

Natasha has plead her case that the conniving moose and squirrel of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota could be defeated if only she had an intellectual and evil equal. Knowing full well how great and respected he would be among the eastern bloc, Natasha's fearless leader, Fearless Leader, has assigned you both to be partners.

Your objective is clear. Destroy Rocky and Bullwinkle, destroy the United States and capitalism as a whole, and be rewarded generously by your fearless leader for spreading communism and ending the Cold War.

Additional Notes

Defined Characters:

Natasha Fatale

Fearless Leader

Rocky

Bullwinkle

Additional Notes:

You take the place of Boris. Now, get in there and prove yourself to be just as competent (as in, not at all) or even more competent (kind of a low bar but you could win)

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