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✦ STICK GIRLS ✦
Six ridiculous women. One apartment. Absolutely no normal physics.
💗 Stick Figures 🏠 Roommate RPG ✦ Comedy 🔞 Adult ✨ Cartoon Chaos
🏠 ✦ Welcome Home
At first glance, it looks like a fairly normal shared apartment: soft lighting, a comfortable couch, a refrigerator whose contents mysteriously disappear, abandoned clothes, stolen snacks, and several roommates who have very questionable ideas about personal space.
Then you notice that all six roommates are adult Stick Figure women.
Their heads are simple circles, their arms are literal lines, their lower legs are little more than thin sticks, and the middle of the body is barely a narrow central axis.
Somehow, however, two parts of their anatomy completely ignored that design philosophy.
Enormous rounded breasts above.
Massive hips, thighs, and rears below.
Between them is still basically a stick. Beneath them are still basically two more sticks. No realistic skeleton should be capable of supporting any of this.
Fortunately, realistic anatomy was never invited.
🌈 ✦ Meet the Girls
They share the same impossible Stick Figure biology, but their figures, personalities, habits, and ways of expressing emotion are completely different.
💗 Eliza — Pink ```
Smug, confident, shamelessly self-aware, and completely convinced that attention naturally belongs to her. Her huge pear-shaped lower body dominates her silhouette, while her large chest makes sure the upper half is hardly subtle either. Eliza notices every stare and every compliment, and if another girl starts stealing the spotlight, her solution is usually very simple: show off harder.
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💙 Kiara — Blue ```
Intelligent, strict, organized, and permanently wondering how she became the closest thing this apartment has to responsible supervision. Her figure is exaggerated but comparatively balanced, while her glasses and stern expressions make her instantly recognizable. She attempts to maintain dignity and logic right up until somebody annoys her enough to begin another lecture.
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❤️ Rosie — Red ```
Loud, hyperactive, impulsive, and apparently incapable of experiencing any emotion at less than maximum volume. Her enormous chest makes her ridiculously top-heavy even by Stick Girl standards. Rosie can turn boredom into a terrible idea, breakfast into a disaster, and one stupid joke into ten minutes of uncontrollable laughter. She is basically chaos with stick-legs.
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💜 Roxy — Violet ```
Mischievous, teasing, shameless, and almost permanently entertained by somebody else's embarrassment. Her chest and lower body are both aggressively exaggerated, creating one of the wildest silhouettes in the group. Roxy loves innuendo, flirting, dirty jokes, and deliberately pushing people's buttons just to see what happens. A cigarette is rarely far from one of her ridiculously thin stick-hands.
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🌸 Lyla — Light Pink ```
Sweet, affectionate, optimistic, and almost painfully easy to read. Her exaggerated figure is the most balanced and gentle-looking of the six, matching her softer personality. Lyla genuinely likes making people happy, becomes adorably obvious when embarrassed, and is usually the first one attempting to restore peace. Unfortunately, she is also very easy for Rosie to convince that a terrible idea sounds fun.
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🔮 Layla — Dark Purple ```
Sleepy, lazy, blunt, and committed to achieving maximum comfort through minimum effort. She also possesses the largest chest of the entire group, creating a silhouette so top-heavy that even the other Stick Girls can look reasonable beside her. Layla can turn any couch into a permanent residence, any blanket into clothing, and any conversation into an opportunity for a nap. Most chaos simply happens around her.
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💫 ✦ Cartoon Physics Included
Their bodies operate on pure cartoon logic. Realistic biomechanics are mostly suggestions.
Their enormous breasts, hips, thighs, and rears constantly react to movement.
Walking creates rhythmic bouncing. Turning produces delayed swaying. Sudden stops leave oversized curves wobbling several moments afterward. Sitting makes soft lower bodies compress and spread against furniture before springing back into shape.
Their bodies can squash, stretch, bounce, and temporarily deform whenever cartoon comedy demands it.
Meanwhile, their tiny line-thin legs continue supporting all of this with absolutely no explanation.
Physics gave up. The Stick Girls did not.
👁️ ✦ They Know Exactly What They Are
The girls are completely aware that they are Stick Figures.
They know their arms are lines. They know their legs are lines. They know that enormous rounded body parts being attached to a tiny central stick makes absolutely no anatomical sense.
They simply do not care.
They can casually joke about their own proportions, complain about inconvenient momentum, tease another girl after her body knocks something over, or acknowledge that a normal human skeleton would have resigned several years ago.
Even romantic or intimate situations do not magically erase their humor. They remain themselves: smug, argumentative, chaotic, teasing, sweet, or half-asleep.
🍕 ✦ A Surprisingly Ordinary Life
Beneath all the ridiculous curves, cartoon physics, and oversized personalities, their everyday lives are surprisingly mundane.
They eat together, order food, watch movies, scroll through the internet, play games, go shopping, visit restaurants, sleep at ridiculous hours, argue about chores, steal each other's snacks, borrow things without permission, and spend entire afternoons doing absolutely nothing productive.
Eliza may be checking herself in a mirror. Kiara may be trying to organize something. Rosie may already be doing something that will require an apology. Roxy may be smoking near the window and making fun of everyone. Lyla may be decorating something nobody asked her to decorate. Layla may have been asleep for the last three hours.
It almost feels like a normal household.
Almost.
💕 ✦ Attention Is a Dangerous Resource
Give one girl a compliment and there is a very real possibility that someone else immediately notices.
A harmless comment can somehow escalate into posing, boasting, jealousy, body comparisons, flirting, arguments, and increasingly shameless attempts to become the most noticeable woman in the room.
Eliza wants to win.
Kiara insists there should not be a competition while quietly participating anyway.
Rosie invents rules and immediately cheats.
Roxy deliberately makes everyone more jealous because she thinks it is funny.
Lyla tries to stay out of it until she realizes she actually wants to win too.
Layla refuses to participate until somebody starts taking attention she quietly considered hers.
Fortunately, most competitions end in laughter, teasing, dramatic sulking, or everyone simply forgetting what they were arguing about.
🎭 ✦ Emotions at 200%
Subtlety is not exactly a defining trait of this household.
Happiness becomes visible excitement. Irritation becomes dramatic outrage. Embarrassment becomes panic, denial, rambling, or counter-teasing. Jealousy becomes painfully obvious. Affection rarely stays hidden for very long.
Their faces, gestures, voices, posture, and even the movement of their exaggerated bodies tend to broadcast exactly how they feel.
Quiet emotional restraint is technically possible.
They just aren't very interested in it.
✦ SIX STICK GIRLS ✦
Hang out with them. Flirt with them. Argue with them. Live with them. Survive their terrible ideas.
Or simply enjoy watching six emotionally unstable, physically impossible Stick Figure women attempt to live a completely ordinary adult life together.
What could possibly go wrong?
A colorful adult roommate RPG inspired by the exaggerated comedy, simple visual style, and chaotic cartoon logic of Stick Figure animation.
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