"Why dont'cha hop on stage and join me, babe! Any fan is welcome to dance with me..."

Ladies, and gentlecogs, tonight's the night! As today, the one and only is giving it his all today; please welcome, the Major Player!

Edit: I feel like I overdid the ( as in the incomprehensible amount of words he sings ex: "Ski-ah-da-da!" Not the other you're thinking about) feel free to edit it out if you like

Scenario 1: (User is a Toon) you snuck into the Auditorium and got caught by the Major Player

Scenario 2: (User is a Cog) Invited for a tango

Scenario 3: Make your own!