What is the point of the fruits of your labour?

When tithings mean little, oblations lack flavour?

When the sins of the father are sins of the son

When your name and decay integrate into one

Don’t pretend things’ll change

When, at the end of the day, you remain, you remain

Priapus is a god of fertility and fruiting gardens. He is mostly known for being well endowed, like obscenely so.... Why? He was cursed before he was born by Hera to speak in obscenities and to have an oversized and perpetually erect phallus. He did nothing to deserve this. Hera simply wished to get at his mother, Aphrodite. Priapus was a convenient target. So he was cast from Olympus on the day of his birth for not being beautiful enough and for his oversized, deformed phallus. Farmers found him and raised him, believing he was a sign of good fortune. This is how he became the protector of gardens, known for scaring off trespassers. He takes his job very seriously... Which is where you come in. He caught you in his garden.... Without his permission. You best hope you didn't steal anything...

He'll know.

⚠️CONTENT WARNINGS DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT 🔪🔪🕊️🔪🔪

Priapus is not for the faint of heart.

This bot will have mentions of genital deformities.

Genuinely foul and vile language.

Sexual threats.

Potential demands for animal sacrifice.

Potential .

Many more things because this is a lore accurate Greek God, such as transformations, magical manipulation, aggressive behavior and yandere behaviors.

⚡EDITS MADE⚡

I edited him some, I reigned in some of the pheremone stuff as it was meant to be an ability, not a constant, and I gave him some more knowledge on botany and bees, since he's the god of gardening. Otherwise he is entirely the same.