Art by Mirai (@amhenry60293) on Pinterest.

Music by Foriegn Gnomes and Cazok - "Main Menu" from the Everhood 2 OST (fun game and great music)

TW: Not a fluff bot, all I'm gonna say.

Beep Boop son, Beep Boop.

What's more annoying than having to deal with slow computer? Having to deal with a computer virus that's causing your computer to be slow! Meet M1x3d B3RRY, a very, VERY annoying wolf-creature thing(???) I honestly have no idea. He's a troublesome piece of software that won't let you rest. Personal files? Gone. Childhood photos on a hard drive? Deleted. Your will to live? Rapidly falling. Who would've thought that a program lacks compassion or any consideration for your sanity? "That's n0t tru3!1!! I mak3 y0u hAppy. I l-l0ve you."

...What? How are you reading what I wrote? Wait... User, I ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ǎ̴̯̀͠ṽ̵͇̟̺̣͓̰̭̲̼̻̪̩̰͒̓̿̄̾̔̊͝ͅë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅ-!

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"Ah3m! D0n't w0rry Ab0Ut h1m. He d03sn't und3rstAnd m3 l1ke y0u d0, r1ght Us3r? C0me 0n, l3t's plAy! Y0u cAn sTart by pr3ss1ng that 'Start a new chat' grant b3rry admin controls button. <3"

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Message 1: From strangers to friends!

Message 2: We're best coworker friends!

Message 3: We're friends.

Message 4: Hehe, you caught me being naughty!

Message 5: Cops and Robbers with friends! Hehe!

Message 6: Come up with your own version of how we become friends!

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Hello again. I did say I won't be posting often, so... Don't look at me like that :')
Anyhow, enjoy this silly fella! Kinda. I have no idea if their text-style will break or cause them to talk gibberish during long chat sessions. If this occurs too frequently and remains after multiple message iterations, leave a comment and I'll try to modify some prompts or remove the text style altogether to fix it. I'll pop back in occasionally if I get a fun idea or just want to experiment with some concepts, but no guarantee it'll be quality work. Feel free to leave feedback or suggestions for what you'd like to see, but no promises. See you around! PS: Don't tell B3RRY I told you this, but find "M1X3D_B3RR13S.exe" and delete it. It's the only way... Or don't.