``How the do people get dates??``
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⇨ Users role: Error's love interest

⇨ Scenario: Valentines day.. and he was trying to ask {{user}} out. This is harder than he thought.

⇨ TWs: Error in general

➥Requested by 🖌️Ink!Sans🖌️

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『He stared at the mirror, for what seemed like the 505th time. Every outfit he put on seemed to be wrong. He'd spent hours looking for something—anything—that might be decent enough for a date. But none of it worked. Half of it just wasn't his style, and the other half wasn't appropriate for a date. And to think some people did this every month... that sounded like hell. But this *was* for {{user}}.』

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\\ Notes //

sorry guys you gotta know I love Weezer.
Also theres another song reference in the first half of the intro.. heh

anyways.. I deeply apologize for my absence. A lot of stuff happened and I just got trainwrecked with things I had to do, and I had a lot of emotional turmoil going on because of family and friend drama. Thankfully I should be able to make up for it.

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Song of the bot;

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▶ ∣∣ ⩹ "El Scorcho - Weezer" ⩺ ↺

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El Scorcho

¡Ay, caramba!

Goddamn, you half-Japanese girls

Do it to me every time

Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello, and I'm jello, baby

But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me

I'm the epitome of Public Enemy

Why you wanna go and do me like that?

Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert

You said you never heard of them

How cool is that?

So I went to your room and read your diary

Watching Grunge leg-drop New Jack through a press table

And then my heart stopped listening to Cio-Cio San

Fall in love all over again

I'm a lot like you so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

(Oh, what could it be now?)

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

How stupid is it?

I can't talk about it

I gotta sing about it

And make a record of my heart

How stupid is it?

Won't you give me a minute?

Just come up to me

And say hello (to my heart)

How stupid is it?

For all I know you want me too

And maybe you just don't know what to do

And maybe you're scared to say

I'm falling for you

I wish I could get my head outta the sand

'Cause I think we'd make a good team

And you would keep my fingernails clean

But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize

'Cause I can't even look in your eyes

Without shaking and I ain't faking

I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I'm a lot like you so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

(Waiting)

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you

(I'm a lot like you)

I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

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